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  Table of Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Author’s Note

  About the Author

  A hyena with alpha issues meets an elf who is barely alive, and together, they find a future.

  Lima enjoys her life as a hunter for the shifter guild and council, but she has no idea that this routine retrieval and rescue will flip her fate into high gear.

  Lyros knew that the dog-headed creature that came in to rescue him was a shifter and a woman. He admired her fighting skills but was unable to shake the feeling that she was important to his life.

  The seers confirm that he is fated to be matched to a hyena, but there is just one problem... she has already gone to the Crossroads and she has no idea about Lyros looking for her.

  She might find a match before he arrives and then what will he do?

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  Laughing at Danger

  Copyright © 2015 Zenina Masters

  ISBN: 978-1-4874-0524-3

  Cover art by Carmen Waters

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  Laughing at Danger

  Shifting Crossroads Book 33

  By

  Zenina Masters

  Chapter One

  Lima felt the semi-hysterical giggle welling in her throat, and she throttled the inner hyena back with effort.

  Her beast was becoming more and more aggressive, and it was getting harder to hold her back. It made moments like this—when they were about to free some shifters from one of the last menageries—a little less than stealthy when she let out her roiling, laughing bark.

  She bit her lip and kept her beast quiet. It was always the hardest part of any operation.

  This particular mission was a little different. One of the targets to rescue was a fey diplomat. He had gone missing after a party at the White House, and seers had traced him to this particular hidey-hole.

  It was his presence that had tipped her team off to the location, and once they looked into it, missing shifters began to appear on the seers’ radar. It was like the diplomat was an antenna, calling attention to himself.

  Lima didn’t care what the fey was, if there were six or more missing shifters, this was all worth it. She would carry him to safety herself if it meant that some of her people survived.

  She waited for the signal, and when it came through a light buzzing on her belt, she moved in.

  Around the underground bunker, she heard the other members of her team go in. Her own door popped open when she used her half-form to wrench it wide. The metal screamed for a second and then surrendered to her strength. Her beast was smug that it could give her the tools to do her job.

  Lima told her beast to keep it zipped as she crept forward, using all her senses. It was cool, it was damp and the scent of confinement curled through the air. It was definitely some kind of holding pen. There was a distinctive scent to shifters in confinement, and despair was a large part of it, along with an overlay of fury.

  Lima lifted her head and scented the air. There was something else. It was fury and wild magic. It wasn’t with the others.

  Her ears told her that the others of her team were approaching the shifters, so she went in search of the other scent.

  The clink of chains drew her in. She wasn’t expecting what she saw when she slammed the door open.

  The blood-streaked being pinned to the wall by his hands and feet was definitely not what she had anticipated. Lima looked around and saw the etched designs on the floor. With her limited knowledge of how fey did things, she guessed that those marks were keeping the man on the wall.

  She couldn’t speak with her muzzle in place, so she kept her senses on alert while she clawed up the glyphs and symbols on the floor.

  The prisoner flexed in reaction to the removal of the glyphs. He opened swollen eyes and blinked rapidly. His bloody lips moved. “Who?”

  She brought up one clawed hand and tapped her shifter guild identification badge. With the knowledge of a lot of practice, she snapped his leg cuffs loose and then moved quickly to break the cuffs that held his wrists out to either side of his body. He was naked under all the blood, and she wasn’t sure how he felt about it, so she kept her hyena face on as she helped him take a few steps. She looked around and found a sheet across a medical table; she reached for it, snatched it and wrapped it around his hips. He gripped it with his swollen fingers.

  “Thank you.”

  She bobbed her head and watched to see if he could stand on his own. He couldn’t.

  She nodded again and put his free arm around her shoulders as she walked him out of the base.

  Damn. She had let her guard down. Another elf with the stench of aggression on him moved to block their escape. She hadn’t even heard him appear.

  Lima nudged her burden toward the wall, and as the elf in front of her started to mutter a spell, she clawed his throat out.

  She snapped at the hand that was still gesturing, and the bones crunched in her jaws. When he was dying on the ground, she turned back to her charge and put his arm over her again. He didn’t speak, but she could feel his shock.

  The other room had been still, but it suddenly sprang into motion as the agents started to bring their targets out into the light.

  Lima headed for the transport point, and when she had handed her burden off to the medics, she returned to help her team.

  There was a hare and a mouse deer left, so Lima scooped their trembling bodies up and carried them to the transport at a good lope.

  The holder of the menagerie wasn’t her concern. Others would have to deal with him. The fey had to take responsibility for those perversions in their society if they wanted to keep having access to shifters as potential mates. Lima felt it was a fair trade.

  She stayed with the little fluffy shifters as they were transported back to the guild hall. The mouse deer was trembling, but it appeared to be relief.

  When they arrived at the transport centre, Lima stepped out of her designated zone and carried her charges over to the healers. They would help the confined shifters ease their way back to their human shapes.

  Lima let them go and pulled herself back into her human seeming. She rubbed her face and flexed her fingers in turn.

  She saw the rescued fey being rushed into the building and nodded with satisfaction. He was in good hands, and she needed a shower.

  * * * *

  Lyros lay still as the healers
worked on him, washing off the blood and sealing the wounds.

  “Who rescued me?” It was the first word that he had been able to speak in eight weeks. The wards had been strong.

  A female fey healer looked up and raised her brows. “What did the rescuer look like?”

  “Female. A dog but not.”

  “A little shorter than me? Golden brown fur?”

  “Yes.”

  The healer smiled. “Agent Lima. She is very efficient at rescues. Once she has obtained her target, they always make it out alive.”

  “And her attackers don’t.”

  The healer continued to work, but some of the others chuckled.

  The woman said, “These are shifters. They can’t communicate when they are wearing their beasts on their skin. It is pure instinct. She had accepted responsibility for your safety, and someone probably threatened it. She would take them down without hesitation and her jaws are exceedingly strong.”

  Lyros nodded. “That does explain quite a bit. I was nervous at her silence.”

  “Most don’t have a voice box that is capable of speech if they are half shifted. They are hugely strong and retain their human intelligence, but they can’t talk. It makes them good at missions where silence is a boon.”

  The healer leaned in and pressed her lips to his cleaned skin. He tensed. He had no idea that she was a mouth healer. Normally, he would have been aroused, but now, all he could think of were those claws and jaws taking down one of his tormentors. It had been a sweet moment for him, and that had shocked him.

  The other healers sealed his flesh in their own ways, but his mind was on those few minutes in the bunker. The woman with the animal features had done more for him without speaking than anyone he could remember, and he was not going to forget her. He owed her his life.

  * * * *

  Lima finished her debriefing and headed home. She had three days off to attend her brother’s wedding. She was looking forward to something a little less life or death in her immediate future. Fitting into the bridesmaid gown was going to be traumatic enough. It was pink.

  She really had her work cut out for her.

  Chapter Two

  Tammy smiled at her and nudged her. “Stop looking so nervous. I am the one getting married, not you.”

  Lima pasted a slight smile on her made-up face. “Sorry. Occupational hazard. This many folks in one place and I go on alert.”

  “Stow your alert, soon-to-be sis. I promise that if anything does happen, you are authorized to react, but only during the reception.”

  Lima grinned. “No objecting during the ceremony?”

  “Oh, please. I love you, Lima, but I would have to kill you.” Tammy grinned and her coyote aggression was just below the surface.

  As a hyena female, Lima was comfortable acting on her own, but she preferred backup. Coyotes gained power in numbers, and today, the numbers were on Tammy’s side. Her family was huge.

  How Len had managed to gain Tammy’s love was a mystery that Lima still pondered now and then, but they had met at the Crossroads and gone through the binding ceremony that entwined their destinies and made sure that both families accepted it.

  Since Lima was the last unwed alpha female in her family, the matchmakers had turned their attention to her. Having an entire clan of aggressive females trying to set her up was becoming unnerving. She would far rather charge straight into an unknown rescue than deal with her Aunty Violet and the men she had dossiers on.

  The music stirred, and Tammy thrust her flowers at her. “Straight shoulders, slow pace. Pretend you are stalking the podium.”

  The other bridesmaids laughed and preceded them, but Lima attended to the bride and did a final fussing with her veil. While Tammy and Len were already married in all important matters, this was for the human world, and since Tammy’s family was huge and public, so was the wedding.

  When Lima’s turn was up, she gave Tammy a quick wink, straightened her shoulders and walked slowly up the aisle of the church. Her brother grinned at her, and she grinned back. It was his big day.

  She settled at her station and watched Tammy approach with a light and floating step down the aisle to her fiancé.

  Lima waited and took over the bouquet when it was necessary, signed the certification of marriage as a witness and she took the arm of the best man as they followed the happy couple down the aisle to the photo session.

  The longest part of the day was yet to come.

  When the obligatory dancing was finished, Lima eased out of the spotlight and moved toward her mother.

  “Mother, you look lovely this evening.” Lima stood on ceremony.

  “And you look ridiculous.” Her expression softened for a moment, “But you wear it well.”

  Lima inclined her head. Since she had been confirmed as an alpha, her relationship to her mother had become strained. Her mother was nervous that Lima would make a move to take over her territory. Lima had no interest in her mother’s business or property, but her mother had taken them from her grandmother, so she was a little paranoid.

  Lima smiled. “You wished to speak with me?”

  “I did. As one female to another, you are reaching that delicate age where you need to settle down and open your own territory.”

  “I have my own territory. I enjoy my job and working to help others of our kind.”

  Her mother snorted. “There haven’t been any hyenas abducted.”

  “I mean shifters, Mother. We rescue shifters.”

  Her mother waved that away. “If they are not our people, they don’t matter.”

  Lima went cold, grabbed her mother by the arm and led her to the back room as casually as she could. She locked the door and rounded on her mother. “If I hear of you even whispering something like that with Tammy in the vicinity again, I will rip your throat out, destroy your territory and scatter the rest of the family. Is that clear?”

  Lucinda Pellin backed away. “You can’t speak to me like that.”

  “I will not humiliate you in front of the gathering, but you will show respect and gratitude to your new daughter. She is a coyote, and she is much beloved by her people for her wit and wisdom. You will respect that.”

  Her mother flinched. “You can’t tell me what to do.”

  Lima flexed her hands and noted that she was keeping herself in control. Bravo. Today was not the day to lose control.

  “Don’t let the pink dress fool you. I am far more serious than I ever was under your roof. I can and would snap you in half and rip your tail off without having a second thought. Behave, Mother, and greet your new daughter fully into the family. I will be listening.”

  Lima patted her hair and checked the drape of her dress. She still looked like a pastel virgin sacrifice. She had taken two steps when the rustle of taffeta made her turn. She caught her mother in a steely grip and wrenched her extended arm up behind her back with an easy movement.

  “Attacking from behind is your signature move, Mom. I know all of your moves. Just remember that.”

  Her mother’s face was flushed and pale at the same time. “Your father will hear about this.”

  “He is just going to commiserate to your face and laugh in private like he always does. I can take everything you have the moment you disrespect your other daughter. I won’t do it for my sake, but I will do it for her and her children.” She kept her voice low. “Do we understand each other?”

  Lucinda nodded slowly. “I understand. I will treat her as I would any woman who married my son.”

  Lima torqued Lucinda’s arm upward. “You will treat her as an honoured guest at all times. She will be the honoured daughter in your home when they visit. Are we clear?”

  A slow nod and Lima let her stagger free.

  Lucinda left the room, and Lima waited for ten heartbeats before she followed. The party was in full swing and no one had noticed her little side trip.

  Her mother was laughing with her closest betas and back to enjoying the party. Nothing s
topped Lucinda from enjoying a party, ever.

  Lima wandered back to the dance floor and did rounds with all of Tammy’s uncles, brothers, cousins and family friends. By the time she was ready to drop from exhaustion, Tammy was launching the bouquet, and it was spiralling through the air directly toward Lima.

  She tried to dodge the floral missile, but there were too many men behind her and women rushing in from the front. She was pinned.

  As the crowd of sweaty women bore down on her, Lima caught the bouquet, leaped into the air and flipped over the incoming horde. Women collided with men as she catapulted herself over their heads. She landed heavily but intact on the other side of the wave and looked down at the flowers in her hand.

  Tammy was applauding wildly. “Way to go, Lima!”

  The disappointed ladies were finding solace with the men brave enough to sooth them. A few of the single men were looking at Lima with new appreciation in their eyes, and Lima grimaced. She knew that look. Her mother was about to be bombarded with requests for her as a mate.

  With what Lima had done tonight, her mother might just hand her over. It was time to take steps.

  She hugged her brother and new sister, wishing them bon voyage for their honeymoon. The entire time that she remained at the reception, a chant went through her mind. I guess I am going to the Crossroads.

  * * * *

  Lyros sat across from the pale seers and cocked his head. “You are sure?”

  “Yes, my lord. You have a match. A strange dog with a deep chest and wild bark.” The two seers spoke as one.

  “A hyena?”

  They blinked and smiled. “That would be it. We have not seen one before, so it was a difficult identification. She moves very quickly.”

  Lyros chuckled. “Yes, she does.”

  “You know who she is?”